Turbidity

Much happens in this world with me unaware, actually I would estimate that a gnats cock off 100% evades my consciousness (pronounced Couscous), even events pertaining to my situation are usually not brought to my attention until after the fact, normally someone asking me how I coped when such & such happened, (said person proceeding to fill in the details ) so obviously the answer to the question of how I coped is usually answered without my express input.

Case in point was when the Red Shirts were causing all sorts of problems and someone asked me how it was affecting me, "How is what affecting me?" was my reply, "The red shirts" "what Red Shirts?" at which point they informed me of the situation in Bangkok, not having TV and paying no heed to the internet news I remained oblivious to it until it was pointed out, guess I'll nver get a commission in the RAF (too old anyway).

Great isn't it?

Full menthol jacket

There are probably a dozen reasons that no-one of any ilk (large reindeer) will read this so I can say virtually anything I like and get away with it, however, if indeed I was to put something of scandalous note, you would be almost guaranteed to have some unfortunate take offense and report me to the fun police or some such and have me castrated online.

Watching Red Dwarf

Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us over drawn

Wedding revisited

Think he looks like Travolta

Fwd: wibb;e

OK so my first attempt was a failure and now I have 2 other methods of posting pictures, do you think "Staying Alive" when you see this?

Ouch

OK so I didn't do any excersise yesterday, I don't feel clever about it either but I seem to be losing weight, (more than likely the lack of BEER in my diet), I'll fix Chimpley's bicycle tyre today (if he can be bothered pushing the velocopede 50 metres to chez moi) so he can ride it unhindered.
Other than that I really need to mop my floors and tidy up, but (isn't there always?) I can't be arsed!

Oh Dear

Looks like I might be on for night number 2 without a tipple, (no I haven't caught something, I'm feeling healthy and wish it to continue)

Early to bed, sober too

OK so my life seems to require a Ronnie Hazelhurst sound track, sitcoms always amused me in their day and some of them still hold up to (non too close) scrutiny. However, I'm feeling like I seem to be getting fitter (pedaling my treader instead of leaping into the truck on small journeys) and I'm definitely getting stripier (by only exposing certain areas of my dermis to Horus) and actually pushing my (still slightly) flabby frame to maintaining forward momentum of considerable magnitude ( I.E. more than 20 kmh).
Apparently, (don't you love starting sentences with that) if we all "got on our bikes" for the shorter journeys, we would all a) be fitter and b) reduce the carbon emissions by up to 40% c) sort out the cardiac arrests and we would reduce our average weight by a huge amount.

Wekend of wedding

We all went to Robin's wedding

Reward in heaven

OK so if you die in Jihad you get Seventy Two virgins (offer ends....) has anyone ascertained what sex these virgins are? I mean, do the ultimately gullible check before entering into the agreement or do they wade in and get highly frustrated when there are virgins of the wrong ilk once settlement is made?
Alternatively, the holy book of Islam does state that if you commit suicide with a piece of iron then you shall be permanently tortured with that piece of iron for all eternity, I prefer to think that all those who choose to take life (including their own) shall be punished.

Work Please

Among other things, I need to go back to work, I'm getting restless and I need the money

Born to be Mild

Sporting all th protective equipment as prescribed by the Gulf of Mexico offshore operators Mr C

I can't read Thai

My Blogspot  comes up in Thai which makes it a tad hard to navigate around as I can't read Thai.

Other things of note would be that my main laptop has died a death and requires a trip to the doctors which will be its 4th trip, time for a change perhaps, relegate that one to less vigorous use!

one way works

Well it works Blog to Buzz (can it go the other way?)

Ooooh

I have now got the answer to why I am so slack in writing on this thin, I can't find it, it doesn't appear anywhere convenient, however now that I have plenty of time, I might actually consider writing regularly.

Yeah Right