Thursday, 24 June 2010

Early to bed, sober too

OK so my life seems to require a Ronnie Hazelhurst sound track, sitcoms always amused me in their day and some of them still hold up to (non too close) scrutiny. However, I'm feeling like I seem to be getting fitter (pedaling my treader instead of leaping into the truck on small journeys) and I'm definitely getting stripier (by only exposing certain areas of my dermis to Horus) and actually pushing my (still slightly) flabby frame to maintaining forward momentum of considerable magnitude ( I.E. more than 20 kmh).
Apparently, (don't you love starting sentences with that) if we all "got on our bikes" for the shorter journeys, we would all a) be fitter and b) reduce the carbon emissions by up to 40% c) sort out the cardiac arrests and we would reduce our average weight by a huge amount.

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