Don't go to Africa

The amount of people, with the same last name as me, who die in Africa is, frankly, appalling. I'm sure that if Governments would correlate these figures (mine being a relatively uncommon surname) they would be alarmed and would issue warnings to my namesakes. Not withstanding the fact that so many like named people are seemingly dropping off like flies, they also seem to be, to a man, reasonably well off and from strangely small families. These pointers alone should be enough to have any government agency running for the mute button on the alarm bell, and rallying round to warn my similarly Christened stalwarts (kinfolk or not) that it is inadvisable to
a: go to the dark continent
b: have heaps of money deposited in a shadey bank whose employees are willing to share the fruits of your labours the minute you shuffle off the mortal coil.
c: not leave a will