OK I have completed the shifts worth of work (actually before the shift started) so I have to type up much interest (that is like hyping up, but writing about it) and now my, old before his time, colleague is badgering me to go for a cigarette before the due time.
Let me explain, I have given up the carcinogenic weed many times (every night) and abstained from it for years at a time, as I made my triumphant return to the SS Dodgey Sausage, I vowed to resist the hold this substance has on me, unfortunately, due to me having the willpower with the consistency of fresh porridge a new carton of Phillip Morris's product was purchased.
Now the aforementioned colleague has agreed to rationing our ciggie intake to one every 2 hours (7 a day), and we have enough to last us (at this rate) until we are supposed to make land fall, at which time we are going out (on the lash) after we return to the sea we are avowed to be "sans tabs". However, he is inclined to try to entice me to having a cigarette prior to the alloted time, whilst I am steadfast and true in the metering out of the tobacco there is an added incentive to the declining of these requests, it pisses him off!
Squirm my friend, squirm.
Let me explain, I have given up the carcinogenic weed many times (every night) and abstained from it for years at a time, as I made my triumphant return to the SS Dodgey Sausage, I vowed to resist the hold this substance has on me, unfortunately, due to me having the willpower with the consistency of fresh porridge a new carton of Phillip Morris's product was purchased.
Now the aforementioned colleague has agreed to rationing our ciggie intake to one every 2 hours (7 a day), and we have enough to last us (at this rate) until we are supposed to make land fall, at which time we are going out (on the lash) after we return to the sea we are avowed to be "sans tabs". However, he is inclined to try to entice me to having a cigarette prior to the alloted time, whilst I am steadfast and true in the metering out of the tobacco there is an added incentive to the declining of these requests, it pisses him off!
Squirm my friend, squirm.
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